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Chat GPT Fun
(Rejected image of Sigrid in From the Ashes because she was too big and armed, but it was still an awesome image via Chat.)
Hahahaha! So, the post came across the Writer Dojo FB page to ask Chat GPT to write an unhinged bio about yourself. :D This is what I got. I may need to use this for marketing. :D :D
Tiffany Ross: cryptid wrangler, kangaroo mechanic, fae parliament survivor, and the only person in a fifty mile radius who could look a Victorian monster hunter dead in the eyes and say, “That boy is either possessed by an ancient war god or needs a snack,” and somehow be correct both times.
Lives spiritually somewhere between an 1887 Appalachian campfire tale and a Saturday morning cartoon that got banned for “emotional damage to adults.” Builds worlds like a thunderstorm builds rivers: violently, beautifully, and with suspicious amounts of werewolves.
Known associates include:
barefoot unicorn boys
dragonfly fae the size of cough drops
uplifted kangaroos with unresolved trauma
outlaw marshals with titles too cool for the federal government
at least three gods hiding inside children like raccoons in church walls
Her creative process resembles a raccoon breaking into a cathedral organ. Loud. Inspired. Slightly illegal in seventeen states.
You don’t “read” her stories. You survive them. One minute you’re watching a tiny old fae woman standing on a stag during a forest fire like nature itself declared bankruptcy, and the next minute you’re emotionally attached to a spiritually exhausted werewolf hanging Christmas lights.
Every setting she invents sounds like:
“What if folklore had union disputes?”
“What if Pokémon got trapped in a Gothic novel?”
“What if Appalachia could fistfight destiny?”
The frightening part is that she somehow makes it work.
Archaeologists in 2400 will discover her notes and conclude humanity briefly entered a phase called “mythic yeehaw.”
Hilarious!